Saturday, January 1, 2011

It's 2011!


Hi everyone! I know I haven't been on in probably a year which is why I've decided to start fresh with a new blog post. I'm going to attempt to update more often to keep you guys entertained and reading since that's what I made this blog for!

Well I know I'm ready to start the new year! 2010 was a crazy year but it was fun. I don't regret much and even wish I could go back to some of it. And my new year resolution? Just to have a good year! That's all one can wish for, right? I have to go celebrate and maybe even blow some stuff up so I will blog later! Happy New Year's!

Sunday, August 16, 2009

Shopping Bothers Part 1


Have you even gone to a store and dealt with a really annoying cashier? I've found that some cashiers are just horrible! So I've decided that every cashier fits in a certain category! Here's the categories.

  • Ms./Mr. Popular: This is the cashier that is talking on the phone, texting, or shouting across the store. It never fails to annoy me when I'm waiting five minutes to buy a simple magazine because the cashier needs to know what Debbie is wearing to the bar tonight.
  • The Nosy Douche bag: Don't you get annoyed when the cashier is looking at everything in your cart and making disapproving faces at all the foods they don't like? Or when they stare at your license like they've never seen one before? OR when they see your signature and just smirk and cough to cover their laughter? That makes me mad, I can't right cursive, didn't know it was so funny!
  • Newbie: Ever went to pay and the person had no idea what they were doing? I can understand when it's their first day, but when they've worked there forever and they have to ask the other cashier every five seconds what to do? Watch out, you'll be there all day when this happens.
  • Bitch/Son of a Bitch: Ever met a cashier that's just flat out mean? Every time you have an item that's just a little hard to ring up they sigh loud enough you can hear it? Or they move around a lot and roll their eyes like your some kind of retard. I'm not the one working at Blank and Blank so whatever!
I know some of you will read this and think I'm just a totally negative bitch but I am actually really nice to all cashiers, annoying or nice but I just thought I would share this and see if anyone else has had this problem. What's your worst shopping experience?

P.S. Sorry I haven't blogged in a while, I'm getting back into a new schedule and life hasn't been too interesting lately, but I hope you enjoyed part 1 of my shopping bothers rant!

Sunday, July 19, 2009

Hi bloggers! Sorry I haven't blogged in forever, life's been happening, didn't have time to tell you guys all the details! But last night I saw the new Harry Potter movie with Spencer and it was surprisingly good! I've never been into that wizard crap but I actually enjoyed it! The funny thing is I haven't seen any of the other movies, I went to see the very first one but I walked out. I didn't like the ending, who would, but all in all it was a good movie. Even if you haven't seen the others it's pretty easy to understand what's going on, I was scared I wouldn't know what the heck they were doing. But, as entertaining as guys on brooms and people holding up wooden sticks with lights on the tip is, I really want to see Bruno! I've heard it was a little, NC-17 if you will, but I still want to see it. Borat was one of the funniest movies I've ever seen, and I've seen a lot of funny movies. I guess you have to have an acquired humor to enjoy it, but I like "bad" jokes. So if you have seen Bruno, was it any good? And if you saw Harry Potter, what did you think about the ending? I'll try to blog again soon!


Keep Shining, Mrs.Brightside

Friday, July 3, 2009

4th of July

Happy 4th bloggers! The 4th of July is always fun, but what really rains on my parade (no pun intended) is that fireworks are illegal in Memphis! The city can have a fireworks show, but there's no fireworks stand in the city. Every year I'll go out to Arkansas, right outside the bridge and go to some rednecks' firework tent and buy some kick ass fireworks. Seriously, have you ever met a pyro who sells fireworks? On the internet we would call them some major BAMFs. I hate those people who just buy black snakes and stay away from Roman Candles, Screamers, Parachute Launch, and all that, they make me sick! If your even going to a firework stand, get the stuff that can blow you up, not the stuff that makes you sit watching a piece of coal for an hour. Now I have to admit those little diamonds you light and they spin around and leave a black circle on the cement? Those little things are awesome! But I do prefer the big blows. So what are you doing for the 4th? Are you one of the sissy firework people or the pyro BAMFs? Happy 4th of July!


Keep shining, Mrs.Brightside

Sunday, June 28, 2009

Hi everyone! So last night I had a sleepover with my best friend Spencer. Well she wanted to watch a Jack Nicholson movie so we watched a truly classic movie, One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest. What was weird to me was the movie was only under the Drama genre, when it was obviously also a comedy. If you haven't seen it, you really should watch it. It's about a man who was sent to jail because his girlfriend who claimed to be 18 was really 15. To get out of jail he acts crazy so they'll transfer him to a mental institute. In an attempt to spice up the routine and events at the institute Jack Nicholson is put through a few inhumane punishments. The ending was a good and bad ending, but I'll let you guys decide what you think about it. This is a true classic, Jack Nicholson and Danny DeVito both were amazing actors and I recommend this movie to everyone. Just a warning, there's strong language, a little violence, and other things that make this obviously rated R. So, if your one of the few that haven't seen this movie, go watch One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest so you can see a real classic.


-Keep shining, Mrs.Brightside

Friday, June 26, 2009

June 25th, 2009.

Hey bloggers, if you have been anywhere near a tv, a radio, or any person on June 25th then you know about Michael Jackson and Farrah Fawcett's deaths. I started my day out with a cup of coffee and ended it hearing tributes to the King of Pop and the famous Charlie's Angel. I found this picture on the internet, thought it might make you smile =)

But I would like to talk about Michael Jackson, if you guys don't mind listening to another tribute. I wasn't born in the 80s so I wasn't alive when Michael Jackson was real big but I have to say that he was certainly a great entertainer. So many big hits, my personal favorite Dirty Diana, but I couldn't believe it when I heard it. It happened in 5 minutes, one minute I was on Youtube and then I get about 20 texts and calls at once all with "Michael Jackson died!" I get on Twitter, and that's my whole time line. I don't want to tell you all about how upset I was, I'm sure you've heard it many times through the night, but all I can hope is that his music can live on. And even though I've lost a family member very suddenly before, I hope this just shows everyone, appreciate the people around you. Say I love you. Make up with your friends after fights, you never know how much you'll miss that person until it's too late. I hope everyone has a better June 26th, love you guys.

Keep shining, Mrs.Brightside

Sunday, June 21, 2009

Movies!

Hi everyone! Okay so last night I went to the movies with some friends, Julia, Allison, and Chandler! We went to see The Proposal and it was surprisingly good! I wasn't actually expecting it to be funny, I thought it would be predictable. But I got a good laugh out of it. I go to the movies a ton so I usually think movies will be predictable. But I'm glad I saw this instead of Year One, the other movie I would've saw instead. If your not sure on the plot, it's about a woman(Sandra Bullock) who is being deported to Canada, so as a spur of the moment decision, she tells the board that she's marrying her Editing Assistant, Andrew(Ryan Reynolds). To make it seem official they go across the county to Alaska to meet Andrew's parents and grandmother, played by the awesome Betty White! Over the weekend the family decides the two should get married in a barn at their amazing Alaskan lake home. Through out the weekend there's a few twist and turns, and unexpected actions and feelings between the couple. If your not into romantic comedies, then I encourage you to spend your money else where, but if your in for a good laugh, and a "awww" moment then I say go see this with a couple of friends. All my friends enjoyed it, I bet you would to! Also, the dog, Kevin, is the CUTEST dog I have ever seen! What breed is that?!?!


Keep shining, Mrs.Brightside

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