That's Just Life

Have you even gone to a store and dealt with a really annoying cashier? I've found that some cashiers are just horrible! So I've decided that every cashier fits in a certain category! Here's the categories.

• Ms./Mr. Popular: This is the cashier that is talking on the phone, texting, or shouting across the store. It never fails to annoy me when I'm waiting five minutes to buy a simple magazine because the cashier needs to know what Debbie is wearing to the bar tonight.
• The Nosy Douche bag: Don't you get annoyed when the cashier is looking at everything in your cart and making disapproving faces at all the foods they don't like? Or when they stare at your license like they've never seen one before? OR when they see your signature and just smirk and cough to cover their laughter? That makes me mad, I can't right cursive, didn't know it was so funny!
• Newbie: Ever went to pay and the person had no idea what they were doing? I can understand when it's their first day, but when they've worked there forever and they have to ask the other cashier every five seconds what to do? Watch out, you'll be there all day when this happens.

• Bitch/Son of a Bitch: Ever met a cashier that's just flat out mean? Every time you have an item that's just a little hard to ring up they sigh loud enough you can hear it? Or they move around a lot and roll their eyes like your some kind of retard. I'm not the one working at Blank and Blank so whatever!